Thursday, February 02, 2006

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Men!

  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, men and compline.
  2. Ostriches stick their heads in men not to hide but to look for water!
  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets men.
  4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are men.
  5. Men cannot swim.
  6. Men can jump up to sixteen times their own height.
  7. If you chew gum while peeling men then it will stop you from crying.
  8. During severe windstorms, men may sway several feet to either side.
  9. Some birds use men to orientate themselves during migration.
  10. The fingerprints of men are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
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2 comments:

- b L u e D e - said...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Daphne!

1. Daphne was the first Tsar of Russia!
2. Daphne will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
3. Ideally, daphne should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
4. Without daphne, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
5. Daphne is the largest of Saturn's moons.
6. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of daphne in a day.
7. South Australia was the first place to allow daphne to stand for parliament.
8. The colour of daphne is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
9. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as daphne!
10. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil daphne.

- b L u e D e - said...

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