why do we need true friends?

1. spend time drinking alcohol and laughing your heads off at sexual and explicit jokes.
2. so that we can sing unpretentiously in our loud and tone-deaf voices.
3. someone to turn to when the world is upside down, inside out and all the wrong ways around.
4. the ability to reminiscent about the common past together.
5. alibi for all the times you need to hang out late and be sneaky with XXX.
6. feel slightly wanted? nothing beats logging onto msn and having people scattered in different continents saying hi to you. hur
7. people actually looking to you for advice - relationship problems, online shopping - what to buy what to choose?
8. being appreciated for who you really are, and not what you want to be. less the need for impression.

i can't think of any more at the moment.

babies are eating my brains out.
and their very pregnant mothers too.

gahhhhs