2 funny quotes. just for the meddies out there.
1. When performing a cranial nerve examination
Getting to Trigeminal Nerve (CN V)
Student: "Ok Sir, I need you to clench your jaw for me so that I can feel your muscles of masturbation."
NB: not me! and it's meant to be mastication.
and getting to Facial Nerve (CN VII)
Student: "Ok now, I need you to give me a big smile. That's it. Very good. Ok so I'm looking at the labial folds and checking for asymmetry."
NB: sometimes shortening phrases totally changes its meaning.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
writing things down now.
Posted by daph at 10:11 PM
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2 comments:
HAHAHAH!! I'm sure i said those thing something during my med school years!
One more thing i can add is in thyroid exam: "I'm now looking for frightened FAECES"
HAHAHAHA.
jenna, that is classic. rotfl.
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