people i wanna shoot when im at work.

#1 ugly geisha

oh. she's such a pharmacist. she made me explain the medications in chinese - which was the only reasonable thing she made me do. she took 20 years to decide whether or not she needed an official receipt. she has so much makeup on her face (ie: the geisha nickname) but unlike zhang ziyi.. she qualifies to open her own cake shop. (all that cake on her face...) aiyar. in other words i just couldn't stand her.

#2 very itchy finger boy

boy: *reaches BEHIND the counter and grabs bottle of cough mixture*
daph: *shocked!* med isn't even ready yet!
boy: "huh, how come i have to drink this? - i don't have cough!"
daph: oh really? i go ask doc to confirm

doc: boy is coughing. drink mixture!
daph: boy, doc say you got to have this med

boy's mudder: huh.. the fardder saw doc last week. can take fardder's one instead?
daph: *sweat drop*

doc: oh lemme check the records....
doc: hokay. can take lah. [i swear the doctor is way too nice and polite]
daph: *more sweat drops*

i really hate patients who think that they know everything.

"oh.. you sure i need this medication?"

DAMN IT. if the doctor prescribed you jolly take it. if not find him, not me. i'm the stupid assistant who follows instructions.

"wah, how come so expensive!"

WTH. serve you right for falling sick in the first place. no one said medical care is cheap.

"huh.. the queue so long...must wait how long??"

well, too bad auntie/uncle/ah beng. you are not the only one who fell sick today i suppose. perhaps you should go buy 4D or toto. to comemmerate this special ocassion - 10 people falling sick together with you! oh what a coincidence.