photo shoot!

damn. the stupid cameramen came at the wrong time. daffy had no makeup, no time to comb my hair and all. argh. but the photoshoot was hilarious to the power of hilarious. many medically-incorrect techinques were featured - but for the sake of beautifying the outcome of the picture.. anything was possible.

the syringe that the doctor was supposed to jab me with..contains.. FEDAC COMPOUND! which is the red cough mixture most kids would have drank at some point in their childhood years. the photographer claimed that the red colour is more eye catching. oh man. the needle was like 2mm away from my skin. my heart was going lup dup lup dup very quickly. so scary...

other scenes involved listening to my heartbeat, trying to check my ear for stuff, and jus being ridiculous most of the time. we had to look natural, but i had to 'show my teeth', in the words of the photographer. WHO SHOWS THEIR TEETH WHEN THEY ARE IN A NATURAL STATE? and we could not smile, only show teeth. i had this puzzled look on my face on most of the shots taken. oh mannn..

at the very end of it, we had to take a 'family' photo - the doc sitting in the front and the rest of us standing at the back, looking like a very happy team working together. auntie rosie (the full time nurse) is the most comical shit around man. she was going.. "look, this is Dr Chia, the future MP of choa chu kang!"... "we are healthway clinic, not hellway clinic!".... oh man.. we were cracking up every 5 seconds because of her.

and i just found out auntie rosie was miss singapore 1978!!!!!!... tian ah. scary shit.