i was helluva pissed this afternoon, whilst trying to explain how fruits emit ethene during the ripening process to victor chia yong cheng.

daph: eh victor can you pls wrap the mangoes individually in paper?
vic [with weird look on his face]: why?
daph: if not they will start communicating with each other. because fruits emit ethene. and they can activate each other in the ripening process.
vic [flabbergasted]: wah. like that ah. you might as well ask me put one mango here, the other one in my room, the other in edwin's room. like that they wun be able to talk to each other
vic: *burst out into roaring laughter*
vic's housemate: *laughs along*
daph: *sulk*

men just don't get it. they don't know when you are serious and when you are being silly. arggghhhh.....