i have reached the point in my life where.. birthdays are starting to ignite feelings of dreadfulness and not excitement. if not for the well wishes flooding in at the moment from well-wishers, i'd be damned!
Going to have a combined birthday dinner with quinnie later this evening! should be good. especially all the girly dressing up and helping one another pretty up. gosh i feel so vain! anyway, Victor has made today pretty special already. Time and time again, he has proven to me the limitations of the male human species.
The script for today's play is aptly titled:
Why men should never live alone in this world
CAST
Daphne (played by Sandra Bullock)
Victor (played by Hugh Grant)
SCRIPTWRITER
Daphne Law
This story is adapted from real life and hopefully bears no resemblance to your life, in this life or the next.
Daphne walks into the shower after a late morning sleep in. She yawns and stretches her arms, embracing the fact that she had a satisfying late saturday sleep in. She was totally looking forward to the idea of having some egg and ham sandwich for lunch, which she would obviously prepare for the two of them. Well, simply because men should not be left alone with cooking utensils, fire or raw food.
However, she stopped in her train of thoughts. The selection of bathing products ain't what she was used to. "What? Pantene for my precious hair? And you expect me to use Johnson and Johnson's shower gel?" Daphne shook her head in disapproval. She reckons if she was going to get serious with this guy, she must start by changing the bathroom products.
Thoughts of luscious and creamy lo'cittane shea butter products were terminated the moment she saw the following product, snugly positioned in between the pantene shampoo and conditioner.
Daphne (played by Sandra Bullock)
Victor (played by Hugh Grant)
SCRIPTWRITER
Daphne Law
This story is adapted from real life and hopefully bears no resemblance to your life, in this life or the next.
Daphne walks into the shower after a late morning sleep in. She yawns and stretches her arms, embracing the fact that she had a satisfying late saturday sleep in. She was totally looking forward to the idea of having some egg and ham sandwich for lunch, which she would obviously prepare for the two of them. Well, simply because men should not be left alone with cooking utensils, fire or raw food.
However, she stopped in her train of thoughts. The selection of bathing products ain't what she was used to. "What? Pantene for my precious hair? And you expect me to use Johnson and Johnson's shower gel?" Daphne shook her head in disapproval. She reckons if she was going to get serious with this guy, she must start by changing the bathroom products.
Thoughts of luscious and creamy lo'cittane shea butter products were terminated the moment she saw the following product, snugly positioned in between the pantene shampoo and conditioner.
She frowned and felt extremely puzzled. Did men apply moisturisers in the shower room right after they wash their faces? Did the skincare regime for men differ from women?She continued her shower with this lingering question that she could not find an appropriate answer to. Daphne walked back to the room and promptly asked Victor.
"Do you apply your moisturiser in the shower? Is it better for the skin or something?
"Oh! you mean that that's for moisturising? No wonder it felt funny. It didn't lather up very well you see. I thought it was meant to be a facial wash."
THE END
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